November 2001 Archives

The United States remains the sexual superpower of the world with Americans making love more often and with more partners than any other nationality, according to a survey by a leading condom manufacturer.

A U.S. company's claim to have cloned a human embryo is simply a case of "been there, done that" for a Canadian UFO cult linked to a secretive cloning company, the movement's leader said on Monday.

High on the mountain slopes and far beneath the thick rainforest canopy, Odey, the 35-kilogramme Alpha male of a troop of Nigeria's awesome drill monkeys, bares his lengthy fangs and fluorescent penis.

His huge jet black face surrounded by a thin strip of brilliant white fur is contorted into an expression of apparent rage as he barks his disapproval at a rival who has come too close to one of his two in-cycle females.

Sitting bolt upright on a fallen log, legs splayed open, he shows his off-white teeth, his bright pink inner thighs and his slowly flicking vermillion-coloured member.

There is no disputing the fact that today Odey is the leader of his pack.

"Our football players are nice guys," she said. "And for a guy to be told to do something like that . . . I really think they're going to flip" when they find out what the banner said.

One player who did notice the banner was Chargers wide receiver Tyler Holden.

"I saw it as I was coming out," Holden said. "I was trying to interpret it. . . . I spoke to the cheerleaders about it after the game, and they did not mean it in a sexually derogatory manner. They were embarrassed."

The banner, Lacy said, was not a reflection of the school or of the team. "It's a reflection of those three girls."