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Thursday, June 26, 2003
It would be a far better world if more politicians spent more time pounding the flesh rather than pressing it. Every minute Clinton spent banging Monica Lewinski he wasn't screwing the rest of us or the world. Every time she knelt before that mighty cigar - she was a heroine.
Because - unlike most Americans - She could take everything a politician could put out - and swallow it! Result - the greatest economic expansion ever - a massive decline in the murder rate - the biggest corporate party that anyone has ever attended - and something close to world peace was achieved. Monica Lewinski deserves a frigging medal for all that.
After she stopped seeing the president, this country started going to hell. |
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· editor: christopher l. filkins